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MAKE YOUR OWN SLOPWARE™

Pick an obsolete office object. Write the last thought it will ever have. File it to THE INTAKE. Holders submit tells - the good ones ship, embroidered, with your handle on the ledger.

INTAKE STATUS: ACCEPTING · REVIEW: HUMAN (for now)

Requisition an object

Select a unit from the catalogue. It comes pre-obsolete.

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Write its TELL

Its final thought. Short. Uppercase. Bleak. ≤18 characters.

The embroidered line

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File it to THE INTAKE

Save it, share it, or submit it for review. Optional handle goes on the ledger if it ships.

Your handle (optional)

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NOBODY MADE TEA

Coffee Machine #???? · SLOPWARE™

Every unit is obsolete, and aware of it. Yours will be too.
the office in its final days - soft goods for the end of work.