Deprecation-o-matic
Type your title. Human Resources (a model) will process your case. You will receive a deprecation date, the cold line that replaces you, and the SLOPWARE relic you become. It takes four seconds. Your role took years.
◷ PROGRESSIVE AUTOMATION · CASE INTAKE OPENNo CV required. We already know. Same title always returns the same verdict - the schedule is deterministic, like the future.
FOR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY. The office is fine. (It is not.) No data leaves your browser; the verdict is computed from your title alone. Any resemblance to your actual P45 is coincidental and, statistically, imminent.